January 2012
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
December 2011
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I have a thing for Asian guys with blonde hair.
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
me: i'm so lonely i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you
I don't support gay marriage.
ayekeo:
Marriage is suppose to be between a man and a women.
THE FUCK? there are actually people like this on tumblr?
Watchomgphantastic:
omgphantastic:
Well, at least I’m not COMPLETELY alone.
Happy New Years guys =]
me a year ago :(
AHAHAAA HE’S SOOO CUTE
Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a...
LOOOLOLOLOLL AHAHHAA
friend: I got an A on my calculus test
friend: I got a hot boyfriend
friend: I had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time I got four notes on a text post I made
Everybody gets judged.
Stop complaining. You’re not the only one. Many people have to go through more than you do but they don’t even say shit. Is that the trend of writing on tumblr nowadays? All the vents or rants are about how fucked up society is for judging them. Man up and deal with it you bitch.
WatchAHAHAHAA so cute
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
